THE TRASH REPORT: Sexiest Man Alive vs. Sexiest Nerd on TGIF

Published   Nov 18, 2024 09:50AM


by Elinor Jones



Listen up, fives: another five is talking. She's me, Elinor Jones. Welcome to the Trash Report! How are you? Personally, I'm experiencing an all-encompassing rage that is weirdly manifesting as extreme silliness. You know that dance we did as kids where you try to keep your head in one spot while the rest of your body flails around? That's what I feel like is happening with me. If my column is dumber than usual, I've got great news ... Read more