THE TRASH REPORT: Norms are Dead. Long Live the Norms! 

Published   Dec 02, 2024 09:50AM


by Elinor Jones



Hello, and welcome back to the Trash Report! Or if this is your first time reading, regular welcome to the Trash Report. I imagine the existence of this column is very irritating to people who are trying to figure out how to report trash, cuz if you google Portland Report Trash, this is what you get. I'm sorry if you were trying to have a public space cleaned up and instead you're having to read my idiotic takes on our silly little ... Read more

POP QUIZ PDX: Lost Arctic Foxes, Portland's Top Taxpayer Rob



by Wm. Steven Humphrey



GOOD DAY, BRAINY BUTT! It's time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our ... Read more

POP QUIZ PDX: Grave Robbers, Sex Scandals, and Your Mom Has



See how well YOU score on this week's super fun trivia quiz!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey



HOWDY THERE, SMARTY BUTT! It's t ... Read more

YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Identical Twins Lust, Where to Get



by Wm. Steven Humphrey



GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY! It's the perfect time to catch up on some of the great reporting and stories the Mercury churned out this ... Read more

FREE TICKETS THURSDAY: Enter to Win Free Tix to See The Dandy Warhols, La Femme, Dusters, and MORE!

Published   Nov 14, 2024 11:32AM


by Wm. Steven Humphrey



Who's ready to have some fun? Well, the Mercury is here to help with FREE TICKETS to see some of Portland's best concerts and events—our way of saying thanks to our great readers and spread the word about some fantastic upcoming performances! (Psst... if you want to say thanks to the Mercury, please consider making a small monthly contribution to keep us alive and kickin'!) And oh boy, do we have some fun events coming at ... Read more

Eight Vinyl Gift Ideas for the Holidays



Nothing says “you’re cool” like the gift of vinyl.

by Jenni Moore



[Editor's note: Read all our hol ... Read more

Fantastic Holiday Treats
(and Where to Find Them)



A roundup of the best holiday sweets and snacks for your festivities.

by Martha Daghlian



[Editor's note: Read all ou ... Read more

YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Lame Duck City Council, Hot Nuts,



by Wm. Steven Humphrey



GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY! It's the perfect time to catch up on some of the great reporting and stories the Mercury churned out this ... Read more